You Can Call Me Al

I hate it when I can’t get a song out of my head. Insufferable. Misery loves company, maybe I can inflict this on someone else. Click on the mp3 player on the bottom right for the song. Here are some of the lyrics:

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Dont want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard…

If youll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you betty
And betty when you call me
You can call me al

– Paul Simon